shmumm... 

a waiting tone like hmmmm....

shmumm... im soooo bored

shmumm... by sazzie June 24, 2008

shmumble 

When a retard is shouting but still sounds like a mumble because you can't understand what he's saying

McGiggerNuggets was talking in shmumble.

shmumble by Alexaisastupidnigger June 7, 2016

Shumming 

The act of a ejaculating at the precise moment when a man initiates his bowel movement. This is a very difficult task and should be attempted with great caution.

Dan: Hey dude, is it possible to have an orgasm while pooping?
Joe: I don't know, go try.
Dan: Would that be considered shumming?
Joe: Yes.

Shumming by Shummer February 11, 2012

Shmum 

Often used when regarding something similar to that of ‘stupid’ .However it can be used in many different circumstances and is highly based on the context it’s used in

It’s so shmum that you got banned from PS4

Shmum by Kys.jk December 20, 2020

shmammed 

a combination of smashed, hammered, and shitted or shit-faced

essentially, being drunk

synonym: shmammered

oh, man! i got so shmammed last night.

shmammed by ak123 September 25, 2004

shtummer 

A person who is told to keep "shtum" (quiet) but continues talking shit regardless

What a shtummer that uri really is. We told him he's full of shit but he won't keep shtum

shtummer by Pale Orc April 4, 2015

Shmammel

when you leave your work station multiple times a day to wander. AKA Shmammel

Hey have you seen Tim, no I think he's shmammeling for the 10th time!

Shmammel by Shmammel September 14, 2021