shmumm... 

a waiting tone like hmmmm....

shmumm... im soooo bored

shmumm... by sazzie June 24, 2008

Shmum 

Often used when regarding something similar to that of ‘stupid’ .However it can be used in many different circumstances and is highly based on the context it’s used in

It’s so shmum that you got banned from PS4

Shmum by Kys.jk December 20, 2020

Shmum 

Generally something of notable annoyance or irritability is described as ‘shmum’, however the word is a versatile one and can be used in many contexts as a positive or negative.

‘Your mum is looking bare shmum today innit’
‘That geez Jimmy is so shmum’

Shmum by Road Translations December 21, 2020

Shmum 

Cum but adding a SHM and taking out the C.

Sean: Hey have you heard?
Jon: heard what?
Sean: Shmums making a comeback.
Jon: Oh? Who’ve you told?
Sean: just you.

Shmum by Lagcasist June 8, 2023

Shmum 

Shmum is a word that can almost mean anything but is often used instead of stupid or other insults. It can be good or bad depending on the tone of voice.

Your shmum for that mate. -bad
Bro ur mum is stupendously shmum- good

Shmum by Road Translations December 22, 2020

Shumm

Shumm

Hey man i fucked her ass & and then she farted & covered me in shumm , what’s shumm man?you no cumm & shit mixed together!

Shumm by Dug74 November 11, 2019

Shmump 

Smoking while taking a dump

Guy 1: Hey, i'm gonna go take a shmump

Guy 2: Need a light?

Shmump by tredfunk June 29, 2011