shmuckin

Suckin and fuckin smurf dick

"Johnny have you been shmuckin smurfs again"

by Lashawnty June 20, 2023

Shmuckanese

The culture and language of someone that speaks absolute nonsense.

Ayo big man, stop speaking Shmuckanese.
That pussio been speaking garbage all day, he must be Shmuckanese.

by prithxm December 27, 2021

Shmackin

When food is lit and good at the same time!!

Dog that chicken was shmackin my dude!

by Itslitfamily July 24, 2017

Shmacking up

when someone engages in informal sexual activity, including hooking up and/or oral

Person A: Are you going to that girl's house tonight?
Person B: Yeah bro.
Person A: You gonna Netflix and Chill?
Person B: No bro, we gonna go straight to shmacking up.

by BHPH November 9, 2018

shucking and jiving

The science of appearing busy but actually doing nothing.

Dude, quit shucking and jiving and get back to work.

by Mack C February 23, 2007

Shmucking Wet

Getting caught in the rain, being soaking wet, and feeling like a shmuck for not watching the weather forecast and dressing up accordingly

Matan: Why are you so late?
Dikla: Sorry Mat, I wasn't paying attention to the time, and got shmucking Wet riding my bike in the rain.
Matan: Oh, I thought you were going for a swim with your clothes on
Dikla: Now that's just too funny you shmuck

by Matans February 25, 2010

Shucking Fit

fucking shit

Holy shucking fit!

by Secret Agent: Dog November 13, 2014