shmucka 

Unsightly, unwanted bits and pieces

Guy: You have some shmucka on your face...

Guy #2: Ew, where?

shmucka by yadda yadda banana flaningans June 19, 2008

Shmuck 

A word used to describe someone who has done an extremely idiotic and stupid move

Man1 : *dies
man2: whatta shmuck

Shmuck by Succulent wenis May 22, 2018

shuckable 

the process of extracting the internal hard drive from an external hard drive.

Is that WD portable shuckable?

Nope, the USB header is soldered on the SATA interface

shuckable by wkwkeke June 3, 2017

Shmuckanese 

The culture and language of someone that speaks absolute nonsense.

Ayo big man, stop speaking Shmuckanese.
That pussio been speaking garbage all day, he must be Shmuckanese.

Shmuckanese by prithxm December 27, 2021

schmuckaluck 

an individual possessing high amounts of the traits of a schmuck; a schmuck of considerable stature.

Jeez, sandals with socks AND a fanny pack? What a schmuckaluck.

schmuckaluck by Jeff Blauser March 8, 2009

shmuckler 

very perfect and adorable individual or thing

Wow, my cat, Sushi, is such a shmuckler.

shmuckler by SushiMagooshi September 14, 2021

Shmucking Wet

Getting caught in the rain, being soaking wet, and feeling like a shmuck for not watching the weather forecast and dressing up accordingly

Matan: Why are you so late?
Dikla: Sorry Mat, I wasn't paying attention to the time, and got shmucking Wet riding my bike in the rain.
Matan: Oh, I thought you were going for a swim with your clothes on
Dikla: Now that's just too funny you shmuck

Shmucking Wet by Matans February 25, 2010