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Schmuckers Slap 

When one recruits a dog and a human to have a sexual escapade with them.

Process:
1. Acquire some Smuckers Jelly (Concord Grape is preferable)
2. Paste it all over your hand
3. Rear the hand back all the way in order for the Slap to be most effective
4. Slap it on the ass real good and rub it in
5. Leave the Jelly on for 10 seconds before having your dog lick it up
6. Enjoy.
Man I want to get a schmuckers slap right now.
I just got schmucked.
We are schmucking right now.

Shmickle 

A person with borderline personality disorder, usually hailing from Liverpool, UK and relies on the personalities of fictional characters to identify themselves with because they are too insecure about themselves to be themselves. Also tend to be manipulative and gaslighters that are really just deep down sad and lonely and should seek therapy.
Bro, he’s such a shmickle I can’t believe we were ever friends.
Shmickle by Baldman47 September 27, 2021

Shmucklehead

The combination of the words shmuck and knucklehead.
"I can't believe Derek spilled water on his lap!"
"I know, what a shmucklehead!"
Shmucklehead by Patrick J. Butler January 3, 2015

SHMECKLE COPY MARK 

When a fellow co-worker copies his man finger on the office copy machine and leaves a member print of himself on the glass.
"Wow we did not think that Stan would actually copy his dong on the copier!!!However there is a shmeckle copy mark still left there thanks Stan.
SHMECKLE COPY MARK by Lilly31 August 11, 2006

shmeckle 

Bram has got a shmeckle so small its impossible to see
shmeckle by Harrisson roberts March 18, 2009

shmeckledecker 

Condom <yiddish>
Comes from combination of shmeckle (penis) and decker (cover)
neva use a lamb-skin shmeckledecker