shmuckler

very perfect and adorable individual or thing

Wow, my cat, Sushi, is such a shmuckler.

by SushiMagooshi September 14, 2021

Schmuckers Slap

When one recruits a dog and a human to have a sexual escapade with them.

Process:
1. Acquire some Smuckers Jelly (Concord Grape is preferable)
2. Paste it all over your hand
3. Rear the hand back all the way in order for the Slap to be most effective
4. Slap it on the ass real good and rub it in
5. Leave the Jelly on for 10 seconds before having your dog lick it up
6. Enjoy.

Man I want to get a schmuckers slap right now.
I just got schmucked.
We are schmucking right now.

by AnonymousPseudonym10 October 8, 2018

Shmickle

A person with borderline personality disorder, usually hailing from Liverpool, UK and relies on the personalities of fictional characters to identify themselves with because they are too insecure about themselves to be themselves. Also tend to be manipulative and gaslighters that are really just deep down sad and lonely and should seek therapy.

Bro, he’s such a shmickle I can’t believe we were ever friends.

by Baldman47 September 27, 2021

Shmucklehead

The combination of the words shmuck and knucklehead.

"I can't believe Derek spilled water on his lap!"
"I know, what a shmucklehead!"

by Patrick J. Butler January 3, 2015

SHMECKLE COPY MARK

When a fellow co-worker copies his man finger on the office copy machine and leaves a member print of himself on the glass.

"Wow we did not think that Stan would actually copy his dong on the copier!!!However there is a shmeckle copy mark still left there thanks Stan.

by Lilly31 August 11, 2006

shmeckle

a tiny dick see pinny

Bram has got a shmeckle so small its impossible to see

by Harrisson roberts March 18, 2009

shmeckledecker

Condom <yiddish>
Comes from combination of shmeckle (penis) and decker (cover)

neva use a lamb-skin shmeckledecker

by Tim and Jace May 13, 2005