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shmuckatellie 

A person who is a total slacker, hack,fly by night, Lazy Employee with no work ethics, Employee whom does the bare minnimum to get by.
The shmuckatellie who used the rig (fire,ambulance,patrol car)last night did not restock the any supplies, and left trash everywhere, what a shmuckatellie!
shmuckatellie by Municipal Terms February 26, 2008
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schmuckatelli 

the last name for the marine corps version of 'john doe', which is joe schmuckatelli.
every joe schmuckatelli will tell you that the marine corps taught him how to kill. what he did get taught was how to stay alive in a high stress situation.
schmuckatelli by trevor plantangenent November 23, 2019

schmuckatelli 

Wow that guy is a schmuckatelli!

schmuckatelli 

1. a person who let's people in their house for 15 minutes when their parents aren't home and think they're bad ass

2. a slang term of endeerment between friends
1. mom i didnt mean to be such a schmuckatelli

2. heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy schmuckatelli how are ya
schmuckatelli by pre-wrap December 17, 2008

Joe Schmuckatelli 

Italian Phrase for a guy who curses out his mechanic and then insults him by not saving his number
Joe Schmuckatelli by Joey ceee August 8, 2019

schmuckatelli 

Steven Cooper is a schmuckatelli!
schmuckatelli by hgykm October 5, 2018
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