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schmuckatelli 

the last name for the marine corps version of 'john doe', which is joe schmuckatelli.
every joe schmuckatelli will tell you that the marine corps taught him how to kill. what he did get taught was how to stay alive in a high stress situation.

schmuckatelli 

Wow that guy is a schmuckatelli!

schmuckatelli 

1. a person who let's people in their house for 15 minutes when their parents aren't home and think they're bad ass

2. a slang term of endeerment between friends
1. mom i didnt mean to be such a schmuckatelli

2. heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy schmuckatelli how are ya
schmuckatelli by pre-wrap December 17, 2008

Joe Schmuckatelli 

Italian Phrase for a guy who curses out his mechanic and then insults him by not saving his number
Joe Schmuckatelli by Joey ceee August 8, 2019

schmuckatelli 

Steven Cooper is a schmuckatelli!
schmuckatelli by hgykm October 5, 2018

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026