shmortled 

To get fucked up, as in really drunk.

Time to get shmortled

shmortled by MrSquash November 19, 2020

Schmurtled 

The state of being wasted to a level of feeling like a turtle upside down on its shell unable to turn over.

I went to this party the other night and got schmurtled bro.

Schmurtled by Tha Evil March 1, 2010

Shartled 

v. To be surprised so violently that you poop your pants.

"Man you really shartled me with that rubber spider! I have to go home."

Shartled by Markalept October 22, 2009

Shorted 

Used to describe a bag of marijuana that has less weed in it than you bought.

Guy #1: Checkout this fat quarter I got us fellas

Guy #2: Fat?? that looks like an eighth, you got shorted nigga..call up your dealer and bitch to him..why did I give you my money?

Guy #3: yeah you got ripped off..u still gonna sell me a gram?

Shorted by 311smoke420 August 4, 2008

shmorgles 

A dirty whore who usually enjoys pleasuring men through oral sex.

That blonde shmorgles girl loves nick's dick

shmorgles by Tiddlywiddly July 8, 2010

Shmoozled 

pretty drunk, but not all the way there yet

Dude last night, I got shmoozled

Shmoozled by bmuss June 10, 2017

shorted 

to actively take someone of their property. Some believe it is on purpose, some don't.

was shorted (in the past)

He shorted you $10 bucks. (just now)

shorted by NotACoolName2 January 19, 2010