shmortle

When you pop a shmort in the middle of the street and an onlooker gelps.

Tom: Shit man did you hear how Ron shmortled the other night?

Larry: Fuck man, what a savage.

by Shmortimer February 26, 2017

shmorgles

A dirty whore who usually enjoys pleasuring men through oral sex.

That blonde shmorgles girl loves nick's dick

by Tiddlywiddly July 8, 2010

Shortle

A measurement of time equivalent to 13.4567 Seconds

Guy 1: When are you going to be here?
Guy 2: In a Shortle, calm your horses

by Blitzgeek November 27, 2018

paul shortley

Man of pure strength and ability. One who has very small legs and dates goblins/dudes. If you are named Paul Shortley you do not deserve life. You're fucking gay

Wow! Look at that man that looks like a faggot, its Paul Shortley.

by komaz May 29, 2019

shmortled

To get fucked up, as in really drunk.

Time to get shmortled

by MrSquash November 19, 2020

Shmorgley

The feeling that you are energetic but drained, awake but sleepy, and physically can't get super comfortable. Generally a hangover without the bodily discomfort of headaches, stomach aches, or serious discomfort. Being in good humors, while being physically and emotional is drained.

I just feel shmorgley after staying out at the bar after dinner.

by AnyaMynd October 29, 2022

shnortlepig

a rarely known (fictional) pokemon that uses a straw.

maleficent: yo what pokemon did you catch
6ix9ine: i caught a fucking shnortlepig!

a what

by Bryhe_beloved December 19, 2022