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When you pop a shmort in the middle of the street and an onlooker gelps.
Tom: Shit man did you hear how Ron shmortled the other night?

Larry: Fuck man, what a savage.
by Shmortimer February 26, 2017
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the thing that you don’t have when you’re phones percentage is over 20
phone: why don’t you go to sleep tommy it’s 2 in the morning?
tommy:why don’t you die you dumbazz
by lik_frls_dis.me February 12, 2020
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