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shmortle

When you pop a shmort in the middle of the street and an onlooker gelps.
Tom: Shit man did you hear how Ron shmortled the other night?

Larry: Fuck man, what a savage.
by Shmortimer February 26, 2017
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shmortled

To get fucked up, as in really drunk.
Time to get shmortled
by MrSquash November 19, 2020
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