Nov 27 Word of the Day
A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
by Tip Tank May 14, 2011
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to actively take someone of their property. Some believe it is on purpose, some don't.

was shorted (in the past)
He shorted you $10 bucks. (just now)
by NotACoolName2 January 19, 2010
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Kiwi term for shitting yah pants after losing bodily functions from drinking.
Fuck whats that noise? steves just passed out in the corner I think hes shorted too... dirty bastard.
by Andre Owen October 02, 2005
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When a Man walks into a restroom to find that the only urinal available is the short one.
When out at the bar it comes time to take a piss. When you go to the can you find out everyone else had the same idea as you and the short urinal is the only available. You've been Shorted.
by cityofvoltz December 28, 2010
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When your smoking a cigarette and the butt gets even with the
pointer and middle finger and you cant grasp the the end of it with your lips
by mr illusiv 4 July 02, 2009
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When the penis only goes a couple of millimeters into the vagina.
He was shorted during sex.
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by Penis Lookr July 17, 2017
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