shmoox 

Sorry kid, cope harder. Absolute baboon mentalility. Take a shower. Gn kid. I'm staying winning and your staying losing.

"Hey, you ever seen that Ryan guy?"
"Yeah dude, he's an absolute fucking shmoox."

shmoox by EdibleAutism12 November 4, 2021

Shmooped 

When someone smokes a joint or blunt, becoming slothful having nothing better to do afterwards.

San Francisco slang.

Johnny: Man, I am shmooped!

Melvin: We have to go do something we’re hella lazy.

Johnny: Another round?

Melvin: Hell yeah. I’m not shmooped yet.

Shmooped by cousinfelipe August 8, 2019

shmoopie 

A person who is adored by another. See shmoop.

You are my shmoopie, my only shmoopie.

shmoopie by modenadude April 28, 2006

shmoobs 

Seriously Huge Manboobs!

Look at that pregnant man! He has SHMOOBS!

shmoobs by koworot April 28, 2013

shmoof

something too cute to handle

ADORABLE

what a shmoof!

that dog is such a shmoofy

shmoof by Cresties fo lyfe August 7, 2010

shmooboo 

A weird word that girlfriends call their boyfriend

Oh, hi shmooboo

shmooboo by li3h2dkewjdewdwe November 22, 2018

shmoompa

A girl fat shorter than 4 foot 5 that looks like a man.The word shmoompa comes from half shman half umpa-lumpa.

chris stellings girlfriend is such a shmoompa.

shmoompa by bendaroo February 22, 2009