shmoobs 

Seriously Huge Manboobs!

Look at that pregnant man! He has SHMOOBS!

shmoobs by koworot April 28, 2013

Shmoobs 

The word that captures the essence of the one that is named MaryKate Kelly. It is often repeated more than once in a lowly, deep manner in order to clarify its meaning. Shmoobs is the highest rank that a MaryKate can possibly reach and should be honored with the same respect that a priest or an ultimate fighter would receive.

"Did you see Shmoobs and Chadwick last night...they were goin at it like rabbits?"

"Shmoobs is a great mother."

Shmoobs by MK MeerKat Manner October 16, 2008

shmooboo 

A weird word that girlfriends call their boyfriend

Oh, hi shmooboo

shmooboo by li3h2dkewjdewdwe November 22, 2018

Shmoosie Pop

A weird person whom you still harbor respect for

person 1: He's such a weird person
person 2: Yea, but he's nice, he's a real shmoosie pop

Shmoosie Pop by greaterthan9 November 6, 2011

Shmooblydong

Imagine being high at a Rusted Root concert while two dudes take you on in a sun baked porta-john

Theres no word to describe it. Shmooblydong? That's not it but it's close.

Shmooblydong by Sacajaborris September 1, 2018

Shmoobeing 

while making make out one puts one tongue in the others mouth making a slurping sound

" Oh yeah baby"

" Stop it your drownding my mouth, YOUR SHMOOBEING ME!!!!"

Shmoobeing by freakydeakygirl May 13, 2010

Shmoosted 

A derivative of shwasted and smashed, shmoosted is the process of becoming severely inebriated from the consumption of excessive amounts of alcohol. Often said by high school and college students while boasting about their drinking accomplishments.

Bro, I got so incredibly shmoosted last night, I'm never drinking again.

I'd probably do Rosie O'Donnell if I got shmoosted enough.

I feel depressed and withdrawn unless I'm shmoosted.

Shmoosted by Hindenburg March 9, 2012