shmoobs

Seriously Huge Manboobs!

Look at that pregnant man! He has SHMOOBS!

by koworot April 28, 2013

Shmoobeing

while making make out one puts one tongue in the others mouth making a slurping sound

" Oh yeah baby"

" Stop it your drownding my mouth, YOUR SHMOOBEING ME!!!!"

by freakydeakygirl May 13, 2010

Shmoobing

Shmoobing: chilling or hanging out. verb

"we are all just shmoobing." (present tense)

"we should all go shmoobing some time soon..." (future tense)

"we shmoobed yesterday." (past tense)

by sittingkitty10 October 28, 2010

shmoob

A shemale breast, occasionally mistaken for a boob.

Dude looking at porn: "Booooooooooooooo.....oh shit, shmoobs!" *alt-f4*

by evnidetr November 14, 2010

Shmoob

A sexy individual who is outrageously ridiculous in every way possible and can NOT be held responsible for their impulsive actions.

The most notorious Shmoobs are usually guys named John and girls named Ali or Michelle.

by Shmoob Creator July 2, 2008

Shmoobs

The word that captures the essence of the one that is named MaryKate Kelly. It is often repeated more than once in a lowly, deep manner in order to clarify its meaning. Shmoobs is the highest rank that a MaryKate can possibly reach and should be honored with the same respect that a priest or an ultimate fighter would receive.

"Did you see Shmoobs and Chadwick last night...they were goin at it like rabbits?"

"Shmoobs is a great mother."

by MK MeerKat Manner October 16, 2008

Shmoob

The male version of the shoob (shoulder boob)

Hey that guys SHMOOB was all hanging out of his wife beater!!

by Shmoobly April 25, 2010