Shmoople 

A sex move typically performed on a female in which the male partner places an egg on the forehead of the girl before lifting his penis and dropping it onto the egg, shattering it.

Chad: Bro i gave her the SHMOOPLE last night

Liberal: i have a small penis

Shmoople by secksy chadrick September 17, 2019

Shmoople 

A shorter way to say "hey woman wanna f**k" or "hey man wanna f**k"

Girl: "Shmoople?"
Guy: "yes."
Girl: "ok."

Shmoople by Nightmarenightmarenightmare January 9, 2019

Micrupple shmoople 

What you say when you hit your head on Counter top and a smoothie falls on your head.

Ah micrupple shmoople! That hurt!

Micrupple shmoople by Fishy milo October 4, 2019

Shmooped 

When someone smokes a joint or blunt, becoming slothful having nothing better to do afterwards.

San Francisco slang.

Johnny: Man, I am shmooped!

Melvin: We have to go do something we’re hella lazy.

Johnny: Another round?

Melvin: Hell yeah. I’m not shmooped yet.

Shmooped by cousinfelipe August 8, 2019

shmoopie 

A person who is adored by another. See shmoop.

You are my shmoopie, my only shmoopie.

shmoopie by modenadude April 28, 2006

Shpoople

First begun in 1843, the ISA, or International Shpoople Association, is the leading organizer and executor of intra- and international Shpoople matches and tournaments, including the WST, the World Shpoople Trophy.

Shpoople was begun by Fjord Vanderflorgen in Copenhagen, Denmark, and has since become arguably the most popular game in recent history, with recent ISA findings estimating 1.9 billion individuals with intimate knowledge of the game.

The match is over when one participant has clearly victored and declared "Shpoople!". Condolences are then offered to the loser of the match, most commonly "Don't be sad, that's why they call it Shpoople".

Don't be sad Peter, that's why they call it Shpoople

Shpoople by Fjorg Vanderhusken June 9, 2009

shmoopie 

proper noun: the pet name that Jerry Seinfeld gave to his girlfriend

"I love you, Shmoopie!"

shmoopie by mizzlemamurrzle April 17, 2006