Shmoople

A sex move typically performed on a female in which the male partner places an egg on the forehead of the girl before lifting his penis and dropping it onto the egg, shattering it.

Chad: Bro i gave her the SHMOOPLE last night

Liberal: i have a small penis

by secksy chadrick September 17, 2019

Shmoople

A shorter way to say "hey woman wanna f**k" or "hey man wanna f**k"

Girl: "Shmoople?"
Guy: "yes."
Girl: "ok."

by Nightmarenightmarenightmare January 09, 2019

shmooples

When a hawk poops on you.

shmooples!

by Samuel Barberr September 26, 2012

Micrupple shmoople

What you say when you hit your head on Counter top and a smoothie falls on your head.

Ah micrupple shmoople! That hurt!

by Fishy milo October 04, 2019