shmooglie

A shmooglie is a noun. Although it can be tossed around to replace a variety of different words, a 'shmooglie' is most often found in the mammalia kingdom. Most would not like to be called a 'shmooglie,' unless you are a femile-type-critter whose owner loves the woodlands. Shmooglie can be used in a creepy way if said in a creepy 'endearing' sort of voice. After cats, shmooglie can be used to refer to loved ones. It is synonymous with "dear" or "honey," yet it is a little more uncomfortable.

Other renditions: schmooglie, shmoogliemuffin

Bridgit: "Hi shmoogliemoooglieooliemuffinnn"
Cat: "Meow"

Bridgit: "sup, schmooglie" ;)
Jessica: "please don't call me that"

by a bbb April 23, 2011

Shmoigle

A basket of green coloured fruit except for pears (they are forbidden) that you give to the eldest Jewish son on his birthday

I gave a shmoigle to my Jewish neighbour for their birthday

by ILovePinappleJuice69 August 29, 2019

shamoolies

Noun: Refers to the nickname given by military personnel to illumination flares that are used on the battlefield to light large areas up.

A small plastic tube with a pullstring that, when pulled, shoots a rocket propelled flare approx. 800m into the air, which then burns with a bright orange-red colour for 50 seconds whilst dropping to the ground with a small parachute. It allows infantry units to light an area up in a battle about 1km squared so as to expose the enemy they are engaging. Although technically called Illumination Flares, military personnel refer to them as Shamoolies.

by Dutchy_1988 December 24, 2008

shmookles

A way to catch yourself when about to say that dreaded s-word in front of children.

Guy washing his car in front of his son: "Shhhh-mookles I found another dent!"
Son: "What does shmookles mean?"
Guy washing his car in front of his son: "Look it up on Urban Dictionary, Sport."

by dawordmaster August 6, 2014

Shmoogle

The act of becoming so sexually excited that you ejaculate, shit, and piss at the exact same time.

Random Guy1: Dude, did you hear about Jake and Shelly last night?

Random Guy2: Oh yeah man Jake totally shmoogled all over that ass.

Jake: I tried to hold it but... damn has she got away around the bedroom.

by PandaBearPro November 3, 2011

schmooglepopped

The action of making your girl wetter than wet.

Jack: Yo, I made my girl schmooglepopped yesterday.

Anthony: Damn, you got her that wet?!

by Chad&Brad September 13, 2018

Shmooie

shmooie means retard so scream it in class and annoy your teacher with it and nobody will no what it means.

Blake Ayo Terry, fuck goin on

Garrett Blake you’re literally a shmooie

Blake Garrett you’re literally puppy chow

by Mjlhoe January 30, 2020