Shmooglick 

Noun; A woman that is grumpy, mean to her boyfriend and believes on cheating on him frequently. Shmoogs are happy when shopping, eating Texas cheese fries and Nachos. Shmoogs often release a funk while sleeping. If able to take care of a Shmoog in a relationship you are a stud!!

Yeah im dating a shmooglick

Shmooglick by Ricky Davidson February 5, 2010

shmooglie 

A shmooglie is a noun. Although it can be tossed around to replace a variety of different words, a 'shmooglie' is most often found in the mammalia kingdom. Most would not like to be called a 'shmooglie,' unless you are a femile-type-critter whose owner loves the woodlands. Shmooglie can be used in a creepy way if said in a creepy 'endearing' sort of voice. After cats, shmooglie can be used to refer to loved ones. It is synonymous with "dear" or "honey," yet it is a little more uncomfortable.

Other renditions: schmooglie, shmoogliemuffin

Bridgit: "Hi shmoogliemoooglieooliemuffinnn"
Cat: "Meow"

Bridgit: "sup, schmooglie" ;)
Jessica: "please don't call me that"

shmooglie by a bbb April 23, 2011