shmoly

an element of surprise. a combination of "shit" and "holy moly"

"SHMOLY!" Bob exclaimed, when she found out it was a snow day.

by espoir February 8, 2007

Shmolie

A lazy piece of shit full of big dick energy with a 2 inch defeater.

Danny is such a shmolie I hope he never shows up to the party unless he comes in shmolie fashion with that chip and dip.

by Hakamajeen August 30, 2022

holy shmoly

Good ass head. Plain and simple.

She gave me that holy shmoly.

by S-Z Rose June 29, 2022

Shmoly Time

The act of two or more people urinating into each other’s mouths.

David: Hey Patrick. It‘s Shmoly Time!
Patrick: Alright! I go first this time.

by Noakke July 8, 2023