shmoly

an element of surprise. a combination of "shit" and "holy moly"

"SHMOLY!" Bob exclaimed, when she found out it was a snow day.

by espoir February 8, 2007

holy shmoly

Good ass head. Plain and simple.

She gave me that holy shmoly.

by S-Z Rose June 29, 2022

Shmoly Time

The act of two or more people urinating into each other’s mouths.

David: Hey Patrick. It‘s Shmoly Time!
Patrick: Alright! I go first this time.

by Noakke July 8, 2023

Shmolie

A lazy piece of shit full of big dick energy with a 2 inch defeater.

Danny is such a shmolie I hope he never shows up to the party unless he comes in shmolie fashion with that chip and dip.

by Hakamajeen August 30, 2022