shmoly 

an element of surprise. a combination of "shit" and "holy moly"

"SHMOLY!" Bob exclaimed, when she found out it was a snow day.

shmoly by espoir February 8, 2007

Shmoly Time 

The act of two or more people urinating into each other’s mouths.

David: Hey Patrick. It‘s Shmoly Time!
Patrick: Alright! I go first this time.

Shmoly Time by Noakke July 8, 2023

holy shmoly 

Good ass head. Plain and simple.

She gave me that holy shmoly.

holy shmoly by S-Z Rose June 29, 2022

Shmole 

A “friend” who’s heart is in the right place but doesn’t bring anything to the table and sucks overall in terms of fun.

JT: Bro, is Alex coming.
Chad: Yeah bro.

JT: Not chill. That Shmole needs to get boked.
Chad: You are right. Unfortunate but very necessary.

Shmole by Chadwick46 June 28, 2019

Shmole 

An undesirable in a friend group, someone you can’t get rid of

Yo I told the shmole not to come but he came anyways

Shmole by Kunt grunt February 6, 2019

Shmole 

A guy with a good heart, but he kinda sucks.

"Kevin has good intentions; he wants to rage, he wants to bond, he wants to tan. But his overall presence bums everybody out, he's such a shmole." -Chad Kroeger

Shmole by orangepeel22 July 30, 2019

Shmily 

An acronym for the phrase, "See How Much I Love You".

written in the fog on the bathroom mirror when your spouse is showering. He/She finds the sweet message, "SHMILY".

Shmily by Sandra Steiner January 24, 2005