shmoll

The act of "smoking a bowl" put into one word. To be used while around children or other parties you would not like hearing you say "lets smoke a bowl"

Jerry: "Hey Ben, shmoll?
Ben: "Sure jerry! Lets go shmoll!"

by sugarbuttsally March 6, 2010

Smollett

Hiring people to kick your ass so you can make yourself into a fake victim, hoping to become impossible to fire from your job.

You better make sure you cover all your bases if you pull a Smollett, otherwise you'll get found out.

by Blixkrogg February 16, 2019

Smollett

... disambiguation... (see Drama )

To not cover your tracks properly, or to do something purely for the Drama.

"4. Claiming to have experienced negative events that are highly implausible."

Smollett was a TV series 'Empire' actor who staged a false attack on himself, hiring 2 Nigerian brothers, he claimed to be Trump supporters, to hang a noose around his neck and pour gasoline on him for $3500, claiming it was a racist, homophobic attack. Police found out it was a staged attack, and arrested him for making a false report.

You can't be Smolletting yourself in a climate like this.

I hope you got rid of the evidence, otherwise you'll be Smolletted.

She didn't really loose her keys, she's just just Smolletting for the vine.

by realsomejuan February 21, 2019

Shmole

A “friend” who’s heart is in the right place but doesn’t bring anything to the table and sucks overall in terms of fun.

JT: Bro, is Alex coming.
Chad: Yeah bro.

JT: Not chill. That Shmole needs to get boked.
Chad: You are right. Unfortunate but very necessary.

by Chadwick46 June 28, 2019

Smollett

Reporting of a false assault, racial or homophobic hate crime.

Ref: JussieSmollet

“That attack was all a hoax. For ratings! Man, dude pulled an ace Smollett.”

by Ally Ally February 22, 2019

Smollet

Smollet (noun); an elaborate hoax performed in order to falsely claim the role of a victim.

“he claimed to have been abused, but actually he was just pulling a Smollet.”

by ZeAlchemist February 19, 2019

Shmole

An undesirable in a friend group, someone you can’t get rid of

Yo I told the shmole not to come but he came anyways

by Kunt grunt February 6, 2019