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Shmorning
An alternative for morning with a person you care about or like, or just someone who makes you smile.
Shmorning by TheMoonIsFake March 16, 2020
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Shmoning • Shmorning • semoning • Shamoning • shmoingus zone • Shmoking • Shmoking me • Shmonigan • Shmooing • Shmosing
Shmooing
Ejaculating on ones partner or self, and comparing the shape of the goo to the 1970's cartoon character "The Shmoo".
Girlfriend "I can't believe you just shot your load on my stomach"
Boyfriend "Sorry, I should have warned you.. wait.. does that look like...??"
Girlfriend "Why Yes!! It looks like The Shmoo! Shmooing with you is the best!"
Boyfriend "Sorry, I should have warned you.. wait.. does that look like...??"
Girlfriend "Why Yes!! It looks like The Shmoo! Shmooing with you is the best!"
Shmooing by galactifish July 27, 2011
shmoingus zone
A phrase used to describe a feeling of complete mental release while smoking marijuana. To throw one's social cautions to the wind, and act in a state that represents the most primitive desires of the mind. Zany, crazy, Kooky. Out of control, and feeling good about it.
blazed baked stoned fucked up blasted
blazed baked stoned fucked up blasted
Man, Eduardo went crazy after he smoked that blunt.
Yeah, he hit the motherfuckin' shmoingus zone, biatch!
Yeah, he hit the motherfuckin' shmoingus zone, biatch!
shmoingus zone by Marcus Ricci May 2, 2006
Shmorning
Shmorning by TheMoonIsFake March 16, 2020
Simoning
He was simoning about how him and his dad both look very similar.
I prefer to use simoning when I'm talking about my exes
I prefer to use simoning when I'm talking about my exes
Simoning by Harvery Weinstein February 15, 2019
Shamoning
is when you're having sex with a woman, as you're about to climax you scream "SHAMONE" and jump on your tip toes like Michael Jackson.
Shamoning by Mister Yee September 23, 2020
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Bunhead
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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