Shmoinka 

Another word for penis

A Joey why you on his Shmoinka.
Dang all on my shmoinka.

Shmoinka by 216Quanny July 10, 2023

shmoinked 

skillfully yoinked or stolen in a smooth manner

“I was about to grab a snack when I realized my brother shmoinked the chips without me noticing.”

shmoinked by MAC777000 September 22, 2022

Shmoinkplop

Over average sized dump

Taking an absolute Hiroshima sized shmoinkplop in my toilyboily

Shmoinkplop by The geeben boobin December 1, 2022