Shmabingus 

The most manly word in the history of the English, Japanese and Canadian language. It is so manly that each time you say it you must punch someone or something in the face. It is also so manly that it is both a noun, verb, adjective and pooper scooper at the same time.

Mike: You guys, I'm Egyptian!
Megan: No way! So is Alex!
Jess: Alex is Egyptian! Bingo!
Alex: SHMABINGUS!
*punches Jess in the face*
Jess: You're so manly!

Shmabingus by IAMEGYPTIAN August 3, 2010

Shabingus

When you are rock hard, and then text a girl "Shabingus". Signifying that the guy is rock hard and might need help.

"Shabingus" Damn I guess Randal is rock hard right now.

Shabingus by Doom_42069 April 15, 2021

Shabingus

A word to use when your penis is hard as a rock

“Shabingus” He said
“WHY NOW MAN”

Shabingus by jacobisntsus April 16, 2021

shmingus

A word that has no defined meaning.
A very complex word in which only those part of bingus' dungeon can use.

Person 1: Hey, what class do we have next?
Person 2: S H M I N G U S .
Person 1: Thanks!

Person 2: Shmingus.

shmingus by Bingus and Shmingus October 15, 2020

Shaboingus 

A word used in anger that’s not a curse word so you can say it in front of your grandma.

That’s a load of “Shaboingus”!
Holy “Shaboingus” that’s a lotta pineapple!

Shaboingus by Shmeedle_Shmop November 7, 2020

Shmingus

The compliment to Shmungus

My shmingussy is throbbing.

Shmingus by Shminguy September 25, 2023

shabingus

When you’re just absolutely throbbing hard.

Austin was like totally shabingus when he saw her.

shabingus by Beastmozart April 16, 2021