shmishmud 

When you're smackfaced, an stoned to the point of exhaustion.

A cloud 9 as you will

Fuuuuck man, this bitch got me shmishmud.... Pass me them funyuns.

shmishmud by Morgan (Fat Squirrel) January 6, 2025

shmishmortion

Nice way of saying abortion without hurting anyones feelings.

you should go down to the shmishmortion clinic and get it taken care of.

shmishmortion by feffmiester October 31, 2007

Shmishmore 

A word that can mean anything, usually used when one cannot think of the correct word.

I tripped over that shmishmore and I think I pulled my poon!

Shmishmore by Bathtowel Willie November 24, 2011

shmishmishi 

Shmishmishi: a word to describe a amazing auntie stuck in a mid-life crisis. Commonly used by Nina's and little Shmishmishis (nieces) also a common way to describe grandmother's who leave tags on Christmas reefs... Shmishmishi is a caring, beautiful, clumsy and or messy person.

"Nina is such a dope"
"No, no, no, she's a shmishmishi

shmishmishi by Dopeist Shmishmishi December 28, 2022

Shmishmishimi 

A shmishmishi who is so strong and amazing but can't double check her spelling.

God ur such a shmishmishimi! You put shmishmishimi on the definition!

Shmishmishimi by Dopeist Shmishmishi December 28, 2022

shmishmishimi 

Something or someone who is a mess but at the same time very cute and adorable but lacking in having a clue and or having a clumsy nature. Anything in a state of disarray that is somehow funny.

My niece is the shmishmishimiest when she wears a sweatshirt that is five sizes too big and has her hair up in space buns.

shmishmishimi by Authentic shmishmishimi December 2, 2022

Shmishmell 

To roast or fuck

You just got shmishmelled!!!!

Shmishmell by momiscool August 4, 2017