shmishmortion

Nice way of saying abortion without hurting anyones feelings.

you should go down to the shmishmortion clinic and get it taken care of.

shmishmortion by feffmiester October 31, 2007

shmashmortion 

Fictional word which has no purpose other than to rhyme with abortion. Famously featured in the movie "Knocked Up".

I won't say it but it rhymes with shmashmortion.

shmashmortion by Zander_tg December 3, 2007

shmashmortion 

the word for abortion when children are present

for all the baby ears in the room...go get a shmashmortion at the shmashmortion clinic!!

shmashmortion by megg schuu August 2, 2008

smishsmortion

when you don't want to say abortion, you say smishsmortion

Girl 1: whispers "I got an abortion"
Girl 2: what? I didn't hear you
Girl 1: "smishsmortion"
Girl 2: oh...shit

smishsmortion by plily July 31, 2012

Smishmortion

When a female fails to tell you she is not on the pill, she is forced to get a smishmortion.

Did you hear that girl from high school who got the smishmortion?

Smishmortion by The Shakes March 2, 2009

shmushmortion 

The polite way to refer to an abortion

"Hey, Bro, I hear you need cash"
"Yeah dude. My girlfriend is getting something"
"What?"
"It rhymes with: shmushmortion"
"ooooooooo"

shmushmortion by zxcnmnm December 23, 2009

shmshmortion 

Word used in place of "abortion", for people who are overly dramatic and sensitive to the subject of pregnancy or abortion.

Jill-"I'm Pregnant."

Kevin-"OHHH NOOOO!!"

Jill-"Calm down, i'll go get a shmshmortion down at the shmshmortion clinic."

shmshmortion by Autummmn December 9, 2008