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shmashmortion 

Fictional word which has no purpose other than to rhyme with abortion. Famously featured in the movie "Knocked Up".
I won't say it but it rhymes with shmashmortion.
shmashmortion by Zander_tg December 3, 2007

shmashmortion 

the word for abortion when children are present
for all the baby ears in the room...go get a shmashmortion at the shmashmortion clinic!!
shmashmortion by megg schuu August 2, 2008

smishsmortion

when you don't want to say abortion, you say smishsmortion
Girl 1: whispers "I got an abortion"
Girl 2: what? I didn't hear you
Girl 1: "smishsmortion"
Girl 2: oh...shit
smishsmortion by plily July 31, 2012

Smishmortion

When a female fails to tell you she is not on the pill, she is forced to get a smishmortion.
Did you hear that girl from high school who got the smishmortion?
Smishmortion by The Shakes March 2, 2009

shmushmortion 

The polite way to refer to an abortion
"Hey, Bro, I hear you need cash"
"Yeah dude. My girlfriend is getting something"
"What?"
"It rhymes with: shmushmortion"
"ooooooooo"
shmushmortion by zxcnmnm December 23, 2009

shmshmortion 

Word used in place of "abortion", for people who are overly dramatic and sensitive to the subject of pregnancy or abortion.
Jill-"I'm Pregnant."

Kevin-"OHHH NOOOO!!"

Jill-"Calm down, i'll go get a shmshmortion down at the shmshmortion clinic."

shmshmortion by Autummmn December 9, 2008