Shmishmore

A word that can mean anything, usually used when one cannot think of the correct word.

I tripped over that shmishmore and I think I pulled my poon!

by Bathtowel Willie November 24, 2011

shmashmortion

Fictional word which has no purpose other than to rhyme with abortion. Famously featured in the movie "Knocked Up".

I won't say it but it rhymes with shmashmortion.

by Zander_tg December 3, 2007

shmishmortion

Nice way of saying abortion without hurting anyones feelings.

you should go down to the shmishmortion clinic and get it taken care of.

by feffmiester October 31, 2007

shmashmortion

the word for abortion when children are present

for all the baby ears in the room...go get a shmashmortion at the shmashmortion clinic!!

by megg schuu August 2, 2008

Smishmortion

When a female fails to tell you she is not on the pill, she is forced to get a smishmortion.

Did you hear that girl from high school who got the smishmortion?

by The Shakes March 2, 2009

shmushmortion

The polite way to refer to an abortion

"Hey, Bro, I hear you need cash"
"Yeah dude. My girlfriend is getting something"
"What?"
"It rhymes with: shmushmortion"
"ooooooooo"

by zxcnmnm December 23, 2009

Smishmorshinator

A device consisting of a 3 foot long metal pole with a bicycle handlebar grip at one end and a fork duct taped to the other used as an alternative to getting a smishmorshin.

Why go to the smishmorshin clinic to get a smishmorshin when we have a perfectly good smishmorshinator!

by MyHero June 13, 2010