Shmishmas 

National holiday with no ties to religious activities or beliefs and where everyone celebrates nothing, celebrated on October 21st

"It's October 21st, you know what that means! It's Shmishmas!"

Shmishmas by MIghtTgo October 21, 2019

smishmammered 

Inspired by the movie knocked up with their smishsmortion clinic and a long night of drinking. Its the level of drunk past being hammered but before being totaly wasted. Originates from the Le Cordon Bleu, Las Vegas.

Guy One: Last night I was so smishmammered that I slept with my ex.
Guy Two: Dude she is a hoe fo sho.

smishmammered by Di Jota February 8, 2009

Smithmas 

Refers to December 25th, 2010 when all the Whovians will come together to celebrate Matt Smith's first Christmas on Doctor Who.

Person 1: I am so excited for Christmas

Person 2: But I thought you were Jewish

Person 3: Well I'm more excited about Smithmas

Smithmas by TheDoctorandI December 14, 2010

Will Smithmas 

An american holiday that takes place on the 4th of july when all the best will smith movies come out.

i have trouble sleeping the night before Will Smithmas.

Will Smithmas by cameltoe crusader July 4, 2009

shshmashinated 

Getting so incredibly fucked up that you don't even know your first name.

"Me and a few of my fellow gamma allstars got so shshmashinated on spring break." "It was righteously gnar-gnar."

- Dom Dizzle

shshmashinated by Meyers '11 April 5, 2008

shmishmortion

Nice way of saying abortion without hurting anyones feelings.

you should go down to the shmishmortion clinic and get it taken care of.

shmishmortion by feffmiester October 31, 2007

smishsmashtershmate 

The act of masturbating a Puerto Rican midget, using Carrot Top's semen as lubricant, while having a Rhesus Monkey toss yo salad.

Last weekend my girlfriend was run over by a bus, so I had to smishsmashtershmate.

I ran out of KY, so I had to smishsmashtershmate.

smishsmashtershmate by JewCity March 19, 2010