Shmished 

When something has been shmooshed its also been shmished.

You shmished my bread! Now I can't make a sandwich.

Shmished by Anika Friedman January 29, 2019

Shished 

The effect you feel from smoking high-quality shisha from a hookah.

"Man, that rose flavor was good, I am shished!"

Shished by DrJ69s January 5, 2006

Smished

Meaning a delirious state of intoxicated happiness. A euphoric version of "smashed". Popularised in the French Alps, and holds great connections with Après-ski (the act of getting "smished" after a hard day's skiing).

Best pronounced using an Australian accent.

Let's smish things up
I was beyond smished last night
I'm smished, and you're beautiful

Smished by Canada-Fougere February 27, 2011

smished

To be both pissed and smashed . Can also be used to describe being off your face on illigal narcotics..

'I drank 20 pints last night, I was completly Smished!'

smished by Evil-Ernie May 20, 2003

Shmashed 

A word that only Rory Dunne can use to describe him having to many alcholic beverages

I'm absolutely shmashed

Shmashed by Shmashedgang May 29, 2018

Shmissed 

A way of adding a little extra spice to missed commonly used when you’ve arrived late or were unable to attend a fun or adventurous moment.

Friend 1 : “Do you see that sick car?”
Friend 2 : “wait where?”
Friend 1 : “bro you shmissed it.”

Shmissed by YourAllSus November 1, 2020