shmimp

A Shmimp is someone who has a weird obsession brewing cider, usually wears glasses, and is sexually abused by their fat housemate

Man 1: you coming to the shop bro?

Man 2: nah man, I’m gonna go play Minecraft
Man: Ew, you’re such a shmimp

by SoggEBread December 4, 2023

Sonic and the Seven Shrimp

An action-adventure game written and developed by Sonic the Hedgehog. The game was a hit in Mongolia and sold 17 copies. You can buy the game for The Vectrex, the Atari Lynx, and the Philips CD-i. Sonic the Hedgehog is a pro Rocket League player who is clearly better than any other person in the world.

Sonic and the Seven Shrimp is da best game i have ever playyed.

by ChocolateFlavoredNut July 15, 2020

sammy shrimp cock

Sammy Shrimp Cock is a kid with a very small penis, that resembles the size of a shrimp. This is based on a kid named Sam Kamkar, who's penis got very small from steroids, and no girl will have sex with him. So instead of having sex, he picks on kids at school.

Did you see that? That kid has a Sammy Shrimp Cock, it was really small.

by Tony di Domenico August 21, 2017

Shrimp Emoji

A sign of respect for a commanding officer. Mainly used in group messaging/social media apps such as Slack, GroupMe, WhatsApp, etc.

Wow, she responded to the boss’ message with a shrimp emoji- that a huge sign of respect!

by Definitely not Wrecker October 21, 2023

River Shrimp

Also known as camarón de río. A highly contagious, quickly spreading disease originating in Harpers Ferry, WV. Although first reports in 2009 were contained within Harpers Ferry, numerous cases have since been discovered in outer states.

River Shrimp can not only be classified as an STD originating from shrimp (from the river) but as a threat to the human race as a whole.

Susan gave me river shrimp at the party last night, I don't know what to do!

by JamesthMD February 4, 2010

shrimphead

1. (n) a person with a small head and a large body

2. (n) in certain parts of Asia it refers to a man with a small penis

3. (n) a film/comedy about a monster named Shrimphead

1. Derek's brother is football player and a total shrimphead

2. Dat shrimphead can no get into my pant, ok? OK!? So just fo-get it. I eat some chop-suey instead. It more fun.

3. I saw Shrimphead last night and it was the bomb.

by Shrimphead May 9, 2008

Shrimp Alfredo

When her pussy is creamy and he has a shrimp dick, they make shrimp Alfredo.

They fucked in the skate world bathroom and made shrimp Alfredo.

by Down bad lorain February 11, 2021