shrimp'in

when a man ejaculates in another man's rectum and slurps it out with a straw

Damn.....that must be a big gulp straw...all that nut he just shrimped out!

by The Gear August 15, 2004

shrimp'in

what a tweaker does when there is nothing else to do.picking at pimples.or picking at the skin as if there was somthing under the skin.

man did you see that bitch's face she must have been shrimp'in on that fuckin face all night

by i124nk8 June 25, 2003

shrimp in pants

A strange phrase that Alexes and Jeslyns made up while high on caffeine and lack of sleep. Has no meaning whatsoever, but it's good for a giggle or two.

They entered the room and yelled "SHRIMP IN PANTS" before running away giggling insanely.

by Jeslyns November 15, 2003

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by bluetextman July 29, 2021

Shrimpin it

When someone sits with very bad posture, curving their back like a shrimp

"Ah my back hurts!"
"Thats because you're shrimpin it!"

by Elmongo July 5, 2021

big shrimpin

Big Shrimpin by any reckoning, one of the most dazzling philosophers and one of the most penetrating, wide-ranging, and influential thinkers in the history of philosophy. Some say he draws his source of infinite knowledge from the Rockstar Energy Drink. His work can be found on Twitter @bigshrimpin420.

Big Shrimpin have a dream
Big Shrimpin have a dream

Big Shrimpin: i am supposed to put the toast in the toaster sideways or upside ways?

by Stinky smelly December 19, 2019

Snow Shoe Shrimpin

The sexual act of using a straw to to suck semen out of a partners anus. Then a rough sloppy kiss begins while the load is passed back and forth.

I enjoy long walks of the beach, holding hands, church bingo, and snow shoe shrimpin.

by Greshams November 9, 2010