shmimple

a she-man with pimples all over

Damn, she is a shmimple

by warren chilk October 1, 2007

Shrimplet

A type of dick that is so small that it requires the use of a magnifying glass.

Priest: Will you marry Joe even though he has a shrimplet?

Wife: Does it include a magnifying glass with a lifetime warranty?

Joe’s dick isn’t big enough to be a shrimp, it is a shrimplet.

by Maria F. November 5, 2019

Shrimple

Can be used as a substitute for “simple”, or can refer to someone with a shrimp.

“That guy has a shrimp!”
“Yeah. He’s a shrimple.”

by The Habber Grin March 3, 2023

Shtimple

A long hard piece of wood used for many amazing purposes

"Tommy beat me with his Shtimple

by THE ALL POWERFUL TICKLER October 25, 2022

shimple

A pimple on your buttocks...when squeezed, it may expel fecal matter instead of white pus (depending on its proximity to your asshole)

I have a horrible shimple right near my upper crack - I hope my lady friend doesn't see it!

by Matta P. September 30, 2007

Shrimple tax return

Can be used as a substitute for “simple tax return”, or can refer to tax returns with a shrimp.

I had reported my incomes via shrimple tax return!

by TheDickSwordz March 31, 2023

Shimples

A frog eating beast from new zealand.

All of the frogs feared encounters with Shimples.

by Brosef Wiener February 13, 2020