Definitions by SoggEBread

shmimp 

A Shmimp is someone who has a weird obsession brewing cider, usually wears glasses, and is sexually abused by their fat housemate

Man 1: you coming to the shop bro?

Man 2: nah man, I’m gonna go play Minecraft
Man: Ew, you’re such a shmimp

shmimp by SoggEBread December 4, 2023