shmeash 

created by some very ingenious sixth graders.
can be used when in distress or when speechless

I um..uhh..uuhhh...SHMEASH!

shmeash by Peh November 10, 2006

Shmeeshmoo 

A member of the Homo genus biological group but characteristically different from humans: often having adorable characteristics, soft skin, and a "cute" personality that is similar to the infantile human.

Awww, you are such a shmeeshmoo - soo cute!

Shmeeshmoo by Shmeeshmoo Owner May 29, 2010

shmashmortion 

Fictional word which has no purpose other than to rhyme with abortion. Famously featured in the movie "Knocked Up".

I won't say it but it rhymes with shmashmortion.

shmashmortion by Zander_tg December 3, 2007

Shmeathead

Someone who is stupid and is always doing or saying some dumb shit

Originated in Manhattan Village Academy

This shmeathead Sydney took a shit in a park.

Shmeathead by The real point guard October 16, 2018

Shmeathead

A person who is stupid and is always saying dumb shit

This shmeathead said drake is better than Gunna

Shmeathead by The real point guard October 16, 2018

shmashmortion 

the word for abortion when children are present

for all the baby ears in the room...go get a shmashmortion at the shmashmortion clinic!!

shmashmortion by megg schuu August 2, 2008

Ditch sheash 

Being a serious ditch hoh ya sheash

He acted like a serious ditch sheash

Ditch sheash by Mano mano mano December 12, 2021