Shmashy 

So smashed you can't pronounce words without a terrible slur. Fucked up to the point where you've reached incoherence.

Just bought some booze, let's get shmashy!

I drank too much. Im shooo shmashyyy.

Shmashy by Amazonians October 27, 2011

Crashy Smashy Die Die Die 

A song written and sung by Foxxy Love and produced by Spanky ham from the animated series drawn together on Comedy Central. The Song is about the deaths of the 4 members of the Foxxy 5 which were run over by Foxxy and caused her to write a song about the event.

Foxxy: splattered cross the hood, bloody guts and pain! (squishy squishy, my oh my!)
Compound fracture, punctured lung, bashed in brains! (crashy smashy die die die!)
Crunchy cracky smacky wacky - all that's left
Is best friend puddin' topped with asphalt death...
Hey crashy smashy...
Crash and die! (crashy smashy my oh my!)
Crash and die! (crashy smashy die die die!)
Crash and die! (crashy smashy my oh my!)
Crash and die! (crashy smashy die die die!)

Crashy Smashy Die Die Die is written and sung by Foxxy Love and produced by Spank Ham

Crashy Smashy Die Die Die by jewproducer16 April 28, 2012

shmashmortion 

Fictional word which has no purpose other than to rhyme with abortion. Famously featured in the movie "Knocked Up".

I won't say it but it rhymes with shmashmortion.

shmashmortion by Zander_tg December 3, 2007

shashyballs

basically a legend

if someone is a shashyballs they’re the best person ever

woah ur a shashyballs

shashyballs by shashyballs June 3, 2020

smashy

So extremely cute or adorable that you have an uncontrollable urge to smash it.

Jenny, your baby is so smashy!

smashy by deedledeepoop April 17, 2011

shmashmortion 

the word for abortion when children are present

for all the baby ears in the room...go get a shmashmortion at the shmashmortion clinic!!

shmashmortion by megg schuu August 2, 2008

shmasty 

To be extremely drunk...Wasted beyond all recognition.In order to be genuinely shmasty one must feel like shit the next morning.

I was so shmasty last night. We need to get shmasty later

shmasty by Tony Rivera April 5, 2008