shmeama

The name of a young asian broad who once ate a live cat whole.

you shmeama'd that shit dude.

shmeama by Tyle6 March 10, 2008

Shmegma Effect 

When an absolutely repulsive person just acts normally and makes EVERYTHING bad. No matter what, if a Shmegma ( a person who exhibits the shmegma effect) is involved, the situation automatically gets worse.

One kid was shooting a basketball when a person exhibiting the shmegma effect, like a dick, blocked the first kid's shot. While this may seem harmless, because of the shmegma effect the ball was blocked into his face.

Shmegma Effect by queen202mell March 10, 2017

shmegma

Shmegma is a waxy like white stuff that is on the uncircumsized penis, and if not cleaned daily it will get very cake like and start to smell.

Your shmegma smells!

shmegma by mandy August 5, 2003

Sheaman 

A man that doesn't like going down on girls. He is a generous guy but doesn't like to do the dirty work. He will take a girl on dates and treat her like a queen but he isn't fair when it comes to the sheets. He comes from Ireland from the O'Sheas.

Hey Andrew! How was last night?

She sucked my dick but I didn't go down on her!
Why?

I'm a Sheaman

Sheaman by stillcastille October 22, 2019

shmegma

A incorrect spelling of smegma. However a somewhat common error.

I gave my cousin a smegma version of a dirty sanchez while he was sleeping last night because he set me up with a swamp donkey that kicked me in the nuts when I gave her a jersey turnpike

shmegma by Blunt0r April 15, 2004

shmimi shmama 

the universal word for EVERYTHING.
the user of the word is automatically identified as awesome

"Shmimi Shmama?"
"TOTALLY."

shmimi shmama by Shmimi Shmama February 4, 2009

shmegma

The improper spelling of smegma. Can be used as an insult to characterize a person's attitude, qualities, or cheese on their genitalia.

My roommate is such a shmegma! He needs to stop stealing my shampoo.

shmegma by gert b frobe May 3, 2010