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Sneaking out like a sneaker 

To stealthily sneak out of a place while wearing sneakers.
L: Where did F go?
J: He was sneaking out like a sneaker
N: Mm yes skipping classes

Sneaking it in 

Technique used if a girl lets you finger her in the ass, but won't let you have anal sex with her. Most effective when you can tell that she is curious to try it and turned on by her own naughty thoughts, but scared that it will hurt. Sneaking it in occurs after you have successfully put one, then two fingers in her ass. This is when you quickly make the switch, pulling the two fingers out of her ass and sneaking your cock in there instead without her noticing the switch until its too late. This is when she will most likely just accept that she has a cock in her ass and just keep taking it.
Last night I ended up sneaking it in on this chick, and she took it like a champ after the instant realization that she was no longer an anal virgin.
Sneaking it in by Quagmire_G December 12, 2009

sneaking wind 

A term for the artful practice of quietly farting.
In order to stay under the flatulence radar, he was always sneaking wind!
sneaking wind by Dr Bunnygirl August 15, 2020

sneaking out 

When young girls text eachother plans at 12 in the morning for 12 at night. Sliding glass doors, Windows, Screens and doors slide quietly open as the girls; cell phones on silent, flip flops in hand, quietly tip toe out of their house. Once outside a simple 'im out' or 'where are you' is received from fellow sneakers and they are good to go!
"Wanna Sneak out tonight."
"Sure i hear theirs a party in the cuts"
"Ok ill call you when im sneaking out and we can go together'
"Cool ill go take off my screen right now"
"See you tonight!"
sneaking out by Hannah Levine January 28, 2008

Sneaking out 

When you try to leave the house under the radar.
As the boy was sneaking out, he carefully made sure didn't make a peep so he didn't wake up his parents.
Sneaking out by Adam Kaezic June 13, 2008

sneaking jesus 

One who is god like in the art of sneaking into queues or other such waiting situations. Also if they are proficient in the act of stealing the last of any given item of value.
''That guy just stole the last parking space. What a sneaking jesus!''
sneaking jesus by Spunky Punch February 2, 2010
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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