1 definition by Sir Edward Lithius Longfellow Shmerkin
jerkin your plirkin; all up in your flirkin; also nuirkin your glishirkin could be translated to "isolated self manipulation of ones genitals" founded in 1850 by world renowned explorer Sir Edward Lithius Longfellow Shmerkin; while stranded in isolation on an east african island he had to "shmerk his gerk" in order to pass the days.
by Sir Edward Lithius Longfellow Shmerkin December 2, 2007