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shmalien 

A complete loser; a dud of a human being; a person who has absolutely nothing going for them, but still proceeds to act like they are something special.
Also, a dusty looking person with bad style.
Someone who should pretty much quit life and work at mcdonald's for the remainder of their useless existance.
How bad is that guy's style!? He is a complete shmalien
shmalien by zbitniff08 November 14, 2010
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SheMalien 

(Pronounced: She Male'ian)
An insult to a woman who's gender cannot easily be distinguished.
Lad 1: Look at that butch bitch over there mate

Lad 2: Thats not a bird, thats a Shemalien...

Lad 1: Whats one of them.... ?

Lad 2: A man, a woman and an alien all in one.

Shemalien: I heard that ya cheeky tw@t... now piss off before I crack ya both
SheMalien by DeV1Se August 5, 2006
She loves friends and animals. She can be annoying at times, but you guys will stick through thick and thin. She loves being around friends, and people she trusts. If you’re ever friends with a Shealie, you both will be best friends for a very long time.
Girl 1: “Oh my god, do you know Shealie?”
Girl 2: “Yeah, she’s a great friend.”