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shmammed 

a combination of smashed, hammered, and shitted or shit-faced

essentially, being drunk

synonym: shmammered
oh, man! i got so shmammed last night.
shmammed by ak123 September 25, 2004
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Shammond 

A real ass nigga you don't wanna fuck with cause he'll kill your ass
Man that nigga Shammond crazy bruh.
Shammond by Tsukune121 April 11, 2017
when you leave your work station multiple times a day to wander. AKA Shmammel
Hey have you seen Tim, no I think he's shmammeling for the 10th time!
Shmammel by Shmammel September 14, 2021

shmammered 

To be beyond simple intoxication. Loud, rambunctious and incoherent speech is usually present, as well as a sever lack of balance. Can easily lead to vomiting.
Dude, you were so shmammered last night you didn't know your own name and puked all over the place
shmammered by David July 7, 2004

shmammerville 

a state of drunkeness asociated with being shmammered.
me and my brosky took a little trip to shmammerville last night...the water was great!

Shmammal 

A natural fat or artificially fat cat. Natural by having a history of obesity. And artificial by eating too much. The weight minimum is 18 pounds.
Joe: Look at that shmammal.
Jim: Wow! He's 24 pounds!
Shmammal by Bumbo Walrusoni November 25, 2019
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