Shmammal 

A natural fat or artificially fat cat. Natural by having a history of obesity. And artificial by eating too much. The weight minimum is 18 pounds.

Joe: Look at that shmammal.
Jim: Wow! He's 24 pounds!

Shmammal by Bumbo Walrusoni November 25, 2019

Shmammel

when you leave your work station multiple times a day to wander. AKA Shmammel

Hey have you seen Tim, no I think he's shmammeling for the 10th time!

Shmammel by Shmammel September 14, 2021

smammal 

the term for all things small and mammal.

Smammals may include rabbits, squirrels, mice, rats, guinea pigs, etc.

smammal by sungodRa April 24, 2008

Shmarmalutz 

A girl with a tight pair of yitz.

Achi did you see the Shmarmalutz on that sharmoota

Shmarmalutz by KoosRabi July 26, 2022

Shmarmalope 

(n) Someone who constantly views all problems as being rediculous, a dumbass.

Jeffrey is a total Shmarmalope, and refuses to solve even the most basic problems

Shmarmalope by peterthegreat December 20, 2004

schmammalhammed 

Being extremely drunk generally accompanined by puking.

Brian got so schmammalhammed last night that he threw up all over.

schmammalhammed by B. Smith October 15, 2006

Shmarmalite 

A snake in the jungle on Naked And Afraid

They said their might be some hear, them shmarmalites.

Shmarmalite by Tori-no January 14, 2015