shmagged

When you are inadvertently smeared with an unwanted substance on any part of your body

Shit I just shmagged myself with the grease gun.

Don't let that greasy baby shmagg you with her dirty hands.

That stripper sure is a shmaggly one. Wouldn't want to get shmagged by her.

by Lazrd June 3, 2021

Shmagged

The act of one being completely fucked up. Drunk, high or otherwise.

1. You’re so shmagged bro
2. I’m shmagged outta my mind

by ShmaggedOG February 27, 2022

Shagged

The same thing as fucked. But in the u.k they say shagged.

I shagged that girl i met at the club last night.

by Anonymous March 20, 2003

shagged out

Akin to the word knackered.
Very tired.

I'm shagged out after last night.

by minges and all April 18, 2003

shmagedingaled

Getting Shmagedingaled(also spelled shmigdingale) is getting to the higher levels of drunkenness. Shmagedingaled drunk is legendary and by many it is considered to be nonexistent or imaginary state as there aren't many who claimed to reach it and live long enough to talk about it. It is said to be the highest state of intoxication that human body can sustain before evaporating into water, carbon and cheap moonshine.

There are levels of drunkness necessary to follow to reach level of getting shmagedingaled. They are:
-Tipsy
-Happy
-Drunk
-Fucked up
-Wasted
-Blacked out
-Dead
-Shmagedingaled
After being dead there is a slight chance to beat it and survive. This is an art of getting shmagedingaled that only so few have perfected. To do so you have to outdrink death and the new plane of existence will open up to you and you will be officially shmagedingaled. Knowledge of the Universe will be clear to you and you will know all the answer to every question ever asked. Some even claim you will be able to understand women. But all this will be gone in an hour or so and all that was learned will be forgotten. Slowly descending into lower level of drunkness will leave you hangovered, sad and depressed but feeling of accomplishment will be there too. This is a secret of getting shmagedingaled.

-“Lets get shmagedingaled tonight!“
-“Nah man, I dont wanna die just yet!“

“I got so shmagedingaled last night, man. I was good after taking 10 jello shots, finishing half a keg of Heineken, 2 shots of Blue Curacao, 2 shots of Svedka, 3 shots of Smirnoff and 2 shots of moonshine but that full glass of Tequila just killed me!“

by Xrimbi January 22, 2014

shaggedy weeps

A word to say when you are taking something back. Or if you are bothering someone you can say "shaggedy,", but when you are taking something back you can say weeps or shaggedy weeps.

"Do you want a slice of pizza? Here you go. Shaggedy Weeps!" (Takes back slice of pizza and eats it)

by shaggedymaster August 22, 2011

Stevie half shagged

When you have had sexual intercourse with someone, but they have done a poor/incomplete job

I hope i am never stevie half shagged

by Alcohol slangs January 6, 2019