shmag

A cigarette - tobacco rolled up in paper, inhaled when lit on fire for the purpose of getting buzzed

I'm gonna have a shmag real quick before we bounce.

by joeyr October 21, 2006

Shmag

Noun)Any condiment placed on food

ADJ) Anything on ones self that does not belong there and/or causes a mess or stain

(N)Shmag) Are you going to put any shmag on your hot dog

(ADJ)Shmag) Dude you have some shmag on your shirt

by neutron212 October 21, 2004

shmag

The cheesy substance that grows under the foreskin of an uncircumcized penis. It is sometimes referred to as a moldy fungus because it is. It truly is.

I was giving my Protestant boyfriend head and I choked on his shmag.

by Yosel April 17, 2007

shmagging

like shmacking........like a snack but ur slapping it

like schmacking........like a snack but ur slapping it

by Vinny & Paul September 14, 2004

Shmig Shmag

A way of saying a cigarette if prompting to go have one.

Anyone wanna go for a Shmig Shmag?

by Placenta Pal January 11, 2012

shmag

1. Sexual frustration
2. A type of french cheese
3. A species of frog
4. "Homie" or "friend"

Ahhh! I suffer from shmag!

Mmmmmm this shmag tastes gooooood!

The shmag hops along in the rainforest.

Hey, how's it goin shmag?

by Alessandra "Less" Recine March 10, 2003

Shmag Pipes

A nickname for a kid who has an uncircumsized weiner.

Did she suck on your Shmag Pipe last night Mike Perry.

Hey it's Shmag Pipes Mcgee.

by Johnnybot2000 February 15, 2006