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A "shit head" that over a period of time gets progressively less intelligent to such a degree that the only conceivable explanation for their compounding ignorance is that there are, in fact maggots inside their skull slowly eating away at the fecal matter that their brain is constructed of. In short: Shit head + Maggots= Shmaggot. Alternatively Shmaggot is also the name of the head maggots themselves.
Shmaggot, shut up and get your Shmaggots under control!
Shmaggot by Jon Klein January 28, 2006
Words you can keep
1. The word one uses to replace “faggot” when the teacher is around 2. A combination of shit and faggot.
Hey give me back my pencil you shmaggot!
Shmaggot by Dirty fart November 13, 2017
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shlaggot 

No one knows, some say its a flying chicken nugget, others say its a stupid faggot
Wow! Lini is such a shlaggot.
shlaggot by dank bread May 6, 2016
Shaggot or shag is a term for people with hashtags in their Xbox username.
“Stop playing with Brady, he’s a shaggot.”
Shaggot by Barry Mcockinher January 23, 2021

shfaggot 

1. A person who thinks that people enjoy being around them, when in reality, everyone thinks that this person should piss off due to ass-hole comments and gestures.

2. A cocky-ass son of a bitch
Man Will is such a shfaggot.

Why the hell was that shfaggot standing at your locker?
shfaggot by Gimme that shit December 24, 2008

shbaggot 

A portmanteau insult meaning shit, bitch faggot.
Hey man, stop being such a shbaggot
shbaggot by hornyapples December 12, 2013
A person who is gay for shaggy from scooby-doo.
Yo I fucking love shaggy, I am such a shaggot
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"My salad days,
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