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A "shit head" that over a period of time gets progressively less intelligent to such a degree that the only conceivable explanation for their compounding ignorance is that there are, in fact maggots inside their skull slowly eating away at the fecal matter that their brain is constructed of. In short: Shit head + Maggots= Shmaggot. Alternatively Shmaggot is also the name of the head maggots themselves.
Shmaggot, shut up and get your Shmaggots under control!
Shmaggot by Jon Klein January 28, 2006
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1. The word one uses to replace “faggot” when the teacher is around 2. A combination of shit and faggot.
Hey give me back my pencil you shmaggot!
Shmaggot by Dirty fart November 13, 2017
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1. A person who thinks that people enjoy being around them, when in reality, everyone thinks that this person should piss off due to ass-hole comments and gestures.

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A person who is gay for shaggy from scooby-doo.
Yo I fucking love shaggy, I am such a shaggot
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