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Shlupfer Sturmer 

Translated into english means "Panty Penetrator" Adj, used to describe sweet strong alcoholic drinks as used by men everywhere to supplement their weak seducing skills. i.e. Baileys, Archers, Schnapps, Jaegermeister, Cointreau, any other high proof alcohol....
A: I say old Bean, Cindy is being a little cold this evening

B: No worries old fruit, I've heard that after a few shlupfer sturmers, she uses her undergarments solely to warm her ankles!
Shlupfer Sturmer by Hasser December 30, 2008
1. To take a massive dump after arriving home from school.
WOW mom, I need to go take a huge Shluter! Listen in for the plop drop action!

Man oh Man, my Shluter was so HUGE i'm suffering from post-pardon depression!
Shluter by Beaner Basher October 23, 2005

Shlupper 

1. A male who is not good with the ladies 2. If a situation is messed up 3. Another word for sleeping around
That guy is such a shlupper, he thinks he owns the place.

That skank was shlupping around with every guy.
There are so many shluppers at the club tonight.
Shlupper by comfort1 October 21, 2011

Shluster Fuck 

A combination of "Slush" and "Cluster Fuck."
Commonly used to describe the inland northwest during spring.
North Idaho sure is a Shluster Fuck during March.
Shluster Fuck by mrjohnsmith28 March 21, 2011

shluppery 

a huge male or female erection when either the penis or cliteris gets rock hard at the visibility of a fine ass donk
That bitch's donk is so fine it gave me a huge throbbing shluppery.

While the teen girl was playing with her doll house, the song from N'Sync came on the radio. When Justin Timberlake's voice came on the radio she uncrossed her legs to reveal a huge throbbing shluppery.
shluppery by RJ McTwinkle May 17, 2012

Shluterhagen 

A game in which primal males throw weighted sticks at a target and whomever lands the stick farthest from the target wins, the trick is one still has to aim at the target. This game originated in 1942.
Nazi: Hitler let's play some shluterhagen Plex!

Hitler: I gotta turn off the gas first my dude, cant let the bill go through the roof again.

Nazi: Oh yeah, I have to work on my boner length throwing any ways.

Hitler: Yeah man how are you expecting to make it pro with that horrible form.

Nazi: Meh fuhrer plez luv meh senpai!?
Shluterhagen by WileyN14 August 13, 2017