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Shlupper 

1. A male who is not good with the ladies 2. If a situation is messed up 3. Another word for sleeping around
That guy is such a shlupper, he thinks he owns the place.

That skank was shlupping around with every guy.
There are so many shluppers at the club tonight.
Shlupper by comfort1 October 21, 2011
Words you can keep

shlupter 

Also known as the male sexual organ. Penis.
My shlupter would not fit in my girlfriend because it was so huge.
shlupter by Willy_The_Pimp April 25, 2006
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Shlippery 

To pour honey on your head like a delicious schlop puppy
Josh Stevens Is a disqusting shlippery dog because he likes to shlipp with his bing box
Shlippery by Steve Clifford February 11, 2004

shlepper 

From the yiddush, a person who sells rags, or dragging around rags. Used for a person who is ill dressed, sloppy in habits, or wears ill-fitting clothing. Also a person who is poor and shows it.
She's a real shlepper, wearing that dress that looks like a burlap bag.
shlepper by Martin Lizerbram May 13, 2005

Shlupfer Sturmer 

Translated into english means "Panty Penetrator" Adj, used to describe sweet strong alcoholic drinks as used by men everywhere to supplement their weak seducing skills. i.e. Baileys, Archers, Schnapps, Jaegermeister, Cointreau, any other high proof alcohol....
A: I say old Bean, Cindy is being a little cold this evening

B: No worries old fruit, I've heard that after a few shlupfer sturmers, she uses her undergarments solely to warm her ankles!
Shlupfer Sturmer by Hasser December 30, 2008

shlumperdumper 

A shlumperdumber is an extreamly large cock.
Frank has a shlumperdumper, he is very large!
shlumperdumper by Shlumperdumber February 23, 2017

shlumperdink

The phenomenon that occurs when one person tries to pass by you in a hallway or some other narrow passage and you both switch sides to get out of each other's way, therefore defeating the point of changing sides, causing you to switch sides again, however, the other person also got the same idea and tried to switch sides again, causing you to both be caught in the same predicament once again.

Coined by Stephan Pastis in Pearls Before Swine
"I was late for my meeting because I got caught up in a shlumperdink."
shlumperdink by Goatman Gamer March 15, 2023
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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