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scrotastinate 

When your lady stays out late with her girlfriends just to avoid sex.
Sure, l'll have another drink so I don't have to go home and do Bob. Yes, I'll scrotastinate and do him tomorrow..
scrotastinate by C.Lit May 20, 2010

scrotastic 

Something is ball tinglingly good
My! You are looking simply scrotastic tonight,my dear
scrotastic by Eduard Cuntënheimer January 2, 2005

scrotastic 

A word discribing how much something is like a scrotum. To be scrotastic is to be like a scrotum.
"That was scrotastic!"
scrotastic by fwagart May 17, 2007

Scrotasticity 

Adj. describes the physical properties and characteristics of an object whose size, shape, general form, texture, pliability and prolongation resembles that of the human scrotum.
1. "My word, that hacky-sack sure has a lot of scrotasticity."


2. Socks.


3. "Gosh, my balls appear to be losing their scrotasticity!"
Scrotasticity by Adzza and Ruckus December 26, 2008

Scrantastic 

The feeling of pride associated with living in or being from Scranton, Pa.
A: "How are you feeling today?"
B: "Scrantastic! The sun is shining and I'm taking the day to go to the Gorge.

or

A: The way The Office portrays Scranton is Scrantastic!
Scrantastic by Rusty_too March 12, 2008

scrotate 

1. Movement of the scrotum (i.e. man-sac) in a circular motion.
2. Instruction by a volleyball referee with scrotum on the brain.
1. KLL: I love sitting in my chair at work and scrotating.
KP: I didn't know you could still do that.
KLL: I can now...thank god for my new set of neuticles.
2. "Side-out, SCROTATE!'
scrotate by fu_db May 22, 2009
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"Yeah... I know."
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trucker's tan 

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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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