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shlongshmacked

when one guy is an absolute simp for another guy and will do anything to please him

(synonym: pussywhipped , dickslapped)
harrijn is shlongshmacked for josh
shlongshmacked by luckycocks123 January 24, 2022

SCHLONGSIMP 

A king of simps. Simp is someone who put people that they like in a pedestal treating them like they are royalty.
Schlongsimp is someone like Juan. Juan was playing with his friends. Maria asked if Juan wanted to play, so Juan said that he was too tired, betraying his friends, and went to play lol with his simp queen!
SCHLONGSIMP by NeguP0 December 17, 2020

shlongrider 

A homosexual, or more specifically, one who rides the penis.
"Enjoying your bananna there Mark?"
"Shut up Scott, you shlongrider!"
shlongrider by Ben Dizzle July 28, 2005

Shlongkong 

A shlong (penis) which is not only large in girth, but capeable of thinking on its own. Often shows up to the party unannounced...
It's on like shlongkong!
Shlongkong by Shlongkong November 5, 2010

shlongli 

Another nickname for Zhongli, the geo archon.
Some of the nicknames most used for him is peepaw, daddy, and obviously; shlongli.

He has no morra but it’s okay because Tartaglia can be his sugar daddy 😩‼️
Person 1: “Check out this fanart of Shlongli 😏”

Person 2: “Peepaw is so hot 😩🤚”
shlongli by Kaeya.simp February 7, 2021

shlongini 

A small shlong. Usually less than 4 inches.
I stopped dating him, cause I met THE shlongini
shlongini by zuleika January 14, 2004
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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