shlongski

A penis that is in the shape of a ski, it is quite aerodynamic.

I gave sheela the hot Shlongski at the slopes yesterday.

by Bigdickniggasss November 30, 2015

shlongshmacked

when one guy is an absolute simp for another guy and will do anything to please him

(synonym: pussywhipped , dickslapped)

harrijn is shlongshmacked for josh

by luckycocks123 January 24, 2022

SCHLONGSIMP

A king of simps. Simp is someone who put people that they like in a pedestal treating them like they are royalty.

Schlongsimp is someone like Juan. Juan was playing with his friends. Maria asked if Juan wanted to play, so Juan said that he was too tired, betraying his friends, and went to play lol with his simp queen!

by NeguP0 December 17, 2020

shlongrider

A homosexual, or more specifically, one who rides the penis.

"Enjoying your bananna there Mark?"
"Shut up Scott, you shlongrider!"

by Ben Dizzle July 28, 2005

Shlongkong

A shlong (penis) which is not only large in girth, but capeable of thinking on its own. Often shows up to the party unannounced...

It's on like shlongkong!

by Shlongkong November 5, 2010

shlongli

Another nickname for Zhongli, the geo archon.
Some of the nicknames most used for him is peepaw, daddy, and obviously; shlongli.

He has no morra but it’s okay because Tartaglia can be his sugar daddy 😩‼️

Person 1: “Check out this fanart of Shlongli 😏”

Person 2: “Peepaw is so hot 😩🤚”

by Kaeya.simp February 7, 2021

shlongini

A small shlong. Usually less than 4 inches.

I stopped dating him, cause I met THE shlongini

by zuleika January 14, 2004