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slongin on the long dong
Old school word meaning to give..spitty,
sloppy,slobbering, gurgly head!The best!....sucklng cock..licking dick noisily!...Good sloppy ,spitty blow job!
Pure ecstasy..
sloppy,slobbering, gurgly head!The best!....sucklng cock..licking dick noisily!...Good sloppy ,spitty blow job!
Pure ecstasy..
I'm goin to tell you what man!
That bitch there brother, she was "slongin on the long dong" last night with me like there was no tomorrow! Never felt so good!Yea !
That bitch there brother, she was "slongin on the long dong" last night with me like there was no tomorrow! Never felt so good!Yea !
slongin on the long dong by anonymous November 7, 2017
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Shlanging by alexkandmikef February 26, 2010
bongin' and slongin'
bongin' and slongin' by evilsatar August 4, 2010
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a shongin is a person who exceeds in everything and always beats a neb except at gungame on call of duty and getting money.. a shongin is also a person with big ears and always stays up to late by accident
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