shlongsicle 

cock ice cream or lollie pop

you always suck shlongsicle

shlongsicle by Desron September 18, 2006

Schlongsicle

Getting a boner in freezing cold environments.

Bob: "It's snowing today and I popped a schlongsicle when this hot chick sat next to me."

Ted: "You need to get laid."

Schlongsicle by Satan's Clown Car May 28, 2010

Schlongscicle 

When a man walks outside on a frigid night, and his dick becomes so cold that it freezes. It was first discovered by Tenzing Norgay when he climbed Mt. Everest.

Wooo! Dan do not go outside unless you want to get a schlongscicle!

Schlongscicle by Shlongscicle February 9, 2021