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Shlongered 

When something is beyond repair, unfixable or otherwise fully shlongered.
Zach: “hey, is that hose fitting salvageable or do we need a new one?”

Caden: “no way! It’s completely and utterly shlongered”.
Shlongered by Zach Pitzler October 4, 2019
Related Words
shloge Shlogen ogre shloger shlog shlore shlode shloe Shlogging Shloke shlope
(Scottish) When something makes you shake or bounce at random and sometimes quite violently.
"Those pot holes on the road are going to make the drive to work quite shoogely!"
Shoogely by Gr8 October 28, 2007

Kyoketsu-shogei 

The Kyoketsu-shogei was a knife attached to one end of a long cord made of women's or horse hair, or sometimes chain. On the other end of the cord was a ring.
The knife from the Kyoketsu-shogei could be used in close quarters or swung around by holding on to the ring.
A slut/hoe, the hoe is inside slut, s H l O u E t
My ex allison is a shlouet. Alyssa is a shlouet. I can't believe how much giovanna has been a shlouet lately.
shlouet by k rah February 18, 2008
(v.) When you are out of toilet paper so you have to take a quick shower after you shit.
John used all of our tp yesterday so I had to shlower after my morning shit.
Shlower by Babyface Killah May 4, 2009
(v.) The act of defecating into a sock, dipping it into water, and using it to beat someone, preferably in the face.
Josh wanted to pull a prank on garret, so he thought about shlogging him.

Josh was going to shlog garret.
shlog by Josh Heape November 9, 2007