Shlower

(v.) When you are out of toilet paper so you have to take a quick shower after you shit.

John used all of our tp yesterday so I had to shlower after my morning shit.

by Babyface Killah May 4, 2009

Shlower

Having sex in the shower... While the female is on her period.

What do you mean you can't have sex when you're on your period? There's such a thing as the shower!

OMG, shlower!

by concerned sophomore January 15, 2009

Shlowering

Taking a shower especially for the purpose of cleaning yourself, because you have run out of toilet paper.

The COVID-19 hoarders bought all the tp at Woolies so, if you'll excuse me, I'm shlowering.

by Dimma March 3, 2020