slmao 

Silently laughing my ass off.

Generally used in text messages or IM's where the recipient can obviously see you are not physically/vocally laughing; therefore, slmao had to be implemented.

*You have 1 New Message from "Nerd"*

-"Dude, did you hear what DL just said?...slmao..."

slmao by Zac Huntley April 9, 2008

slmao 

Seriously laughing my ass off.

Look at that cheese.

Slmao.

slmao by Leeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrroooooooy November 12, 2007

FDS SIMÃO 

What you say in Portuguese when someone does shit. If translated literally it means something like "Fuck you Simon".
Simão was a famous Portuguese student of the renowned NOVA University of Lisbon that nobody ever understood how he managed to enter to such a reputed institution.

In the meanwhile, the expression has spread nationally and is now used in a wide range of contexts.

*Person 1*: "Dude, I missed all the classes in the last 3 months. Can I have your notes, please?"
*Person 2*: "FDS SIMÃO"

FDS SIMÃO by Jonhy126 October 17, 2018

slaom 

all of the good in the universe

Everyone is obligated to contribute to slaom.

slaom by Slaom June 21, 2013

sltao

sltao is an extremely talented gamer

sltao is an extremely talented gamer

sltao by r1r2r3 January 7, 2019

SHMAOW 

Said in lack of any other appropriate word; is appropriate in all situations.
Can sometimes be used as a simile replacement for awesome or epic.
Most commonly used as a standalone word.
Is also very similar to meow in that it can be used to end awkward silences or even just begin a conversation.
Mostly it is and should be used in alternation with meh.

RULES OF USAGE:
*Must always be in capital letters.

*Is exempt from any grammatical rules and so can therefore be used with multiple exclamation marks or question marks.
*Does not make the user awesome and they should neither be treated as though they are nor be expected to become awesome from using it.
*Should NEVER be used in any sentence with Linkin Park in it.

"Wow, your guitar skills are like SHMAOW!!!"
"I was told the new Muse album out is like SHMAOW!!!"
"SHMAOW!!!"
"SHMAOW???"

SHMAOW by Awec May 19, 2009

Slamongflobo 

Do not call him at 3am

I’m mf dead bruh they made slamongflobo in to da gram bruhh 😂😂😂

Slamongflobo by anonymous October 25, 2020