shlamozzle

A word that can mean literally anything. If someone needs anymore context, it’s probably Jewish.

John: Wow, that’s a pretty cool shlamozzle ya got there.
Fred: Yeah, I got this shlamozzle from the shlamozzle shoppe.
John: No, I mean the other shlamozzle you have there. I hate that first shlamozzle you said.

by Your local synagogue May 15, 2018

Shlamozzle

1. A Jewish horn similar to the shofar blown in times of war.
2. Another name for a mans sexual organs.

1. Today at the synagogue we practiced our ancient tradition of blowing shlamozzle.
2. Dyslexic: I just failed that Advanced Algebra test.
Cam: You really took the shlamozzle on that one bud. Blew that shlamozzle like pro.

by Mr. Masons small weeny June 6, 2018

Shafozzle

To break; smash or explode.

I want to shafozzle Donald Trump

by Donald Onald Murder January 26, 2021

shmozzle

a ridiculously fucked-up situation, or
large hassle.

It's such a shmozzle getting on an airplane.

by monkeywerks May 14, 2005

shamozzle

A problem that really isn't neccesary, or that could easily be fixed, but usualy isn't.

Everyone keeps yelling and shouting over each other, what a shamozzle.

The other day at the game Jack was shamozzling, trying to rile up the other team.

There's a big shamozzle at the intersection, all the cars are banked up because of one idiot

by Peter Cardakaris July 6, 2007

Shamoozlet

A 'shamoozlet' is a unit used to measure an indefinate yet usually short amount of time. The word shamoozlet orginates from the word shamoozle which is heavily used by 'Ell Da Peach' and members of 'The Peach Posse'

"Back in a shamoozlet biotch"

"Oh shit.. theres the pigs.. back in a shamoozlet"

"Ell... will you shut the fuck up saying shamoozlet all the fucking time!?"

by The Big Dawg August 9, 2006

Shamazzle

shuh-mah-zuhl

The cumulative state of confusion, bewilderment, and disorientation experienced upon the attempt of integrated business case analysis by CPA students.

This is just such a shamazzle!

by Canadian CPA November 5, 2013