SHMAOW 

Said in lack of any other appropriate word; is appropriate in all situations.
Can sometimes be used as a simile replacement for awesome or epic.
Most commonly used as a standalone word.
Is also very similar to meow in that it can be used to end awkward silences or even just begin a conversation.
Mostly it is and should be used in alternation with meh.

RULES OF USAGE:
*Must always be in capital letters.

*Is exempt from any grammatical rules and so can therefore be used with multiple exclamation marks or question marks.
*Does not make the user awesome and they should neither be treated as though they are nor be expected to become awesome from using it.
*Should NEVER be used in any sentence with Linkin Park in it.

"Wow, your guitar skills are like SHMAOW!!!"
"I was told the new Muse album out is like SHMAOW!!!"
"SHMAOW!!!"
"SHMAOW???"

SHMAOW by Awec May 19, 2009

Shamow 

Interj. - used to emphasize a particularly apt word, phrase, action, or set of circumstances.

"Yeah, and Grizzly Adams had a beard."
"Grizzly Adams did have a beard--shamow!"

Shamow by S. Fail January 7, 2010

Shmowzow 

awsome as fuck, great, awe inspiring, or just plain cool also used as a statement like SHMOWZOW! meaning awsome!

SHMOWZOW! that didnt just happen

Shmowzow by shmowzowster April 2, 2010

shmower 

To masturbate during a shower.

He was shmowering and left a jizzy mess for the next person.

shmower by Lee Z April 27, 2003

Shmeow 

What does Shmeow look like?

* Shmeow comes in a clear liquid and a white or off-white powder form.

How is Shmeow used?

* Shmeow is a tranquilizer most commonly used on animals.

* The liquid form can be injected, consumed in drinks, or added to smokable materials.

* The powder form can be used for injection when dissolved.

* In certain areas, Shmeow is being injected intramuscularly.

Who uses Shmeow?

* Shmeow, along with the other "club drugs," has become popular among teens and young adults at dance clubs and "raves."

How does Shmeow get into the United States?

* Marketed as a dissociative general anesthetic for human and veterinary use, the only known source of Shmeow is via diversion of pharmaceutical products.

* Recent press reports indicate that a significant number of veterinary clinics are being robbed specifically for their Shmeow stock.

* DEA reporting indicates that a major source of Shmeow in the United States is product diverted from pharmacies in Mexico.

Shmeow now or Shmeow later? SHMEOW ALL THE TIME!
Shmeooooow?
Shmeow me!!!!

Shmeow by Shmylers bestfriend; Kqueen October 29, 2009

Shmeow 

Shmeowing is not intercourse, it's lightly tapping a vaginal or anal hole with your penis.

Girl: I am so hot right now, too bad we are in public with our friends.
Boy: Lets go shmeow in the bathroom real quick, they'll never know.

Shmeow by ahmandaplz February 19, 2014

shmowbla 

a random word that can be used for almost anything.
however, it generally is used when something is really cute or in the place of a sigh.

(boy and girl are talking)
(awkward pause)

girl: shmowbla...
guy: what?
girl: laughs
(conversation continues)

shmowbla by laadedaa May 25, 2009